VIP VISITS LT COL NOEL ELLIS 26/IX/2023 One has been used to ‘inspections’ and ‘visits’ by Senior Officers in the Army days. From Prime Minister downwards to Army Chiefs and Army Commanders etc. Spit & shine, geru-choona, paint & suttar, starch & march, everything was ‘fine tuned’, ‘polished’ and rehearsed. ‘JA-SAALE-MER’, Jaisalmer was the place. Every VIP wanted to see the ‘Sonar-Kella’ before seeing the operational area. Operational briefings were the COs prerogative of which we had no clue, I am not sure if he had too (in the lighter vein). We ‘The 2Lts’, had to be ‘clued up’ about tourist destinations there. Youngsters were ‘working party commanders’ of the Officer’s Mess. The Mess party had to be top class, without any FUs. From practices with waiters & pipers, from tasting food, to placing a flower arrangement, to pasting naughty posters in the ‘Adam’s’ washroom and a flowery kind in the Eve’s, (the ladies checked all conveniences on purpose),...