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EXAM FEVER

 

NEET exams are around the bend. Tensions are mounting more in the Education Ministry to seal the areas from where paper leaks happen. The education minister is being tested actually.

 

The ‘Paper Mafia’, must still be on a look out to puncture the system. They would do it again for a ‘few dollars more’. Sleuths would be on a lookout. I hope they nab all those who dare to play with the future of our kids and bring them to book.

 

One reason the paper leak controversies have attracted so much attention is because a breach could occur at many stages, like question creation, digital storage, printing, transport, centre administration, or post-exam handling. Basically, where there is human handling of the exam paper. Those loopholes must be plugged.

 

I remember my preparation for the prestigious Staff College exams. Rumours used to float around that the question paper is being set in one of the Commands, especially for an exam called Tac-B. This was a practical exam, where you were given a tactical situation, resources to conduct a particular type of army operation and transfer the plan to the map.

 

It was a waterloo of most officers. There was no way that this exam could be tackled as a template. The application of mind, working out practical solutions, using resources allotted, keeping terms of reference in mind, saw you through. It required practice & more practice. Knowledge of the ground and operations carried out in various terrain helped.  ‘Appreciation’ as it was called became a cake walk then.

 

In 1994-95, I was taking this exam. Everyone looked so well prepared that it gave you the creeps.

 

It was Tac B paper. We all started to write it in real earnest. I had finished writing the appreciation and marking my map with about 10 minutes to spare, a rare feat. There was an officer infront of me who wrote that exam half standing. He didn’t even enjoy the customary chai-samosa.

 

I had just put my pen down to revise and check when he screamed, Oh B…...C…. and hit his palm to his forehead, ye to attack tha! Meaning, what he wrote was a total opposite of the ‘operation of war’ by which that question had to be tackled. Believe you me, more than half the room lost their balls on hearing this officer shout what he did.

 

Those days, every Army Command used to conduct a pre-staff cadre and give you a very comprehensive handbook with questions and answers to help you tackle this exam. Tac B had no other way but to practice as many appreciations by writing. Rest was destiny. I qualified that year but was not nominated to attend. It meant one more year to tackle the entrance exam.

 

Fortunately, or unfortunately, I got posted to J&K in the midst of a militancy infested area. As they used to say colloquially, “boot kholne ka time nahi tha.” Life was so bloody busy with CASO and ambushes every night, area domination patrols and hot pursuit operations day in and day out. One could not even write letters home, leave alone study. CO gave me two months of annual leave to study for my last chance. God Bless him.

 

Our exam centre was in Srinagar. A tragedy happened. My most favourite personality died in a car crash. Ms Diana Spencer. I watched her funeral live on TV in transit camp Srinagar and drowned my sorrow with two large pegs of rum. Next day was the Tac B exam.

 

I was well prepared. My handwriting was not that bad. My SD and map marking was OK. I had learnt how to manage my time. One thing I did differently was to munch a ‘five-star chocolate’ instead of a samosa. It was like a stickjaw which relieved a lot of stress.

 

When I opened the paper, it was like hitting a lottery. The Appreciation was on the role & task of a Recce and Support company in the desert. I belonged to that battalion and the situation was exactly of my AOR as a Company Commander. I knew every naal, taal, sar, talai, tibbi, toba, tibba, r, BOP, BSF tower, and dune like the back of my hand. The complete deployment of the op area was rolling infront of my eyes, having traversed and rehearsed tactical moves on foot and vehicles both during day and night.

 

It took me ten minutes to recover from the shock. Then there was no stopping me. I dotted my I’s and crossed my T’s and marked the map comprehensively. The exam fever, tensions, apprehensions, pressures, and fears did bring butterflies in the stomach, but we never heard of a paper leak in the Army.

 

Hope this NEET paper goes smoothly. Will it? I wonder!!!!!!!

 

JAI HIND

© ® NOEL ELLIS

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