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INDIAN TERMS AND CONDITIONS


 

LT COL NOEL ELLIS

 

10/V/2025

 

It was a great relief to see the call for a ‘cease fire’ as the sun set in the west today. Two nuclear nations decided to give peace another chance. This was tweeted by my friend Blackie as she blew the bugle to retreat for the day.

 

Having known the consequences of war and having studied Pakistan minutely who has now raised the white flag, I am very disappointed. Having served along the western border for more than half my service and watched “Nark” (Pakistan as we call them in the Army) and understanding their psyche, baat kuch hazam nahi hui.

 

To my mind, it is too premature to accept this to be true. They are ‘crooks’ of the highest order. My fingers are crossed, as the trust deficit is too deep to fill.

 

One thing is clear that Pakis were pushed to the wall after suffering losses beyond what they could afford. The pounding from all dimensions done by the Indian Armed forces was so heavy that they understood the consequences of holding on to their ‘false ego’. Now that they know what mettle India is made of, they decided to offer a surrender as I call it. Good for them.

 

There is a saying which my mom used to tell me about liars. If I juxtapose it here it would be like, “agar Pakistan jalte tave par bhi khara ho kar, haath jor kar mafi mange, vo apni gandi kartoot karne se baaz nahi ayega”.

 

Let me leave my dissatisfaction aside. What should be Pakistan made to agree while sitting across the table for everlasting peace. India should now tell them in no uncertain terms that they do not open their dirty mouths again. Terms are conditions are given as under: -

 

1.      Stop use of terrorism as part of their state policy, meaning calling the jehadis as terrorists.

 

2.      Close all terrorist camps and support to all their organisations with immediate effect. Any such organisation reported would be destroyed with impunity with no question asked by India.

 

3.      We will decide on how the Indus Water Treaty shall work henceforth. Or else it is in abeyance and will be regulated by us. Accept it or get lost.

 

4.      Vacate POK and move to your side of the Radcliffe line within the next one month. If people want to stay with us, let them say so. Our boundary dispute ends thereafter.

 

5.      The Kashmir issue will never be raised in any forum after a date mutually agreed to. Just forget about it and swallow your ego. If acceptable, let us talk.

 

6.      Siachen Glacier, Sir Creek, and all other boundary disputes will be as India lays the rules of the game. Period.

 

7.      Unless we have the most favoured nation status within a year of observing your traits, trade will start with Pakistan. Otherwise, forget it.

 

8.      Tell your people the truth about falsehoods being spread by the Army. Tell Gen Munir to retire and evaporate from Pakistan.

 

9.      Work on your economy, education, healthcare etc and we will give you peace on your eastern borders to assist you. Do not violate the ceasefire or else face our wrath.

 

10.   Relieve Baluchistan and accept the two-nation theory with them. They were never part of you, so let them govern themselves. It will relieve you from a lot of debt to repay. Accept trade with them, both countries will benefit.

 

11.   Engage your forces to fight terrorism troubling your country, leave us alone or we shall add salt to your wounds which would cause more harm to Pakistan.

 

12.    Denuclearise in the next one year and declare Pakistan a non nuclear state. You don’t need it as you cannot compete with India. We have shown our prowess conventionally, let it sink in.

 

This is not a final list, it can be amended as when required, if Pakistan behaves.

 

Now get working out your modus operandi for a ‘Naya Pakistan’. Restore real democracy and kick the uniform and its dominance out of your system to prosper and breathe.

 

Too many bombs have been exchanged. Do not escalate or else the Sindoor which we know what it represents would be wiped off your foreheads without doubt.

 

I feel good for the Armed forces; they would be relieved. But they have a few seasons to stay under the open skies deployed on the borders. My prayers and salute go out for you guys, take care, be cautious and no complacency with these unpredictable people. We are proud of you.

 

I wish we would have finished OP Sindoor on a greater high. It has been proven that “peace comes from the power of the gun”.

 

We are ready for “OP Tandoor”. Will Pakistan agree to the above terms and conditions without a single round being fired? I wonder!!!!!!

 

JAI HIND
©® NOEL ELLIS

Comments

  1. Anonymous11 May 2025 at 08:32

    Noel thanks for your elucidating conditions for Pak to follow. I feel they will never give up their mischief attitude. But we may see some changes in their conduct going ahead. We need to monitor them very closely....

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