TOP SECRET BOMB OF PAKISTAN

 

LT COL NOEL ELLIS

 

31/V/2025

 

Pakistan is celebrating their victory over India. Op Sindoor Vs Bunyanun Marsus. Their members of parliament are threatening India every day. Their ex foreign minister got so cheesed off and annoyed because we attacked them at night.

 

Their PM accepted that they delayed attacking us by a few minutes because their ‘morning prayers’ were yet to be said. India was lucky or else what could they have fired? Your guess is as good as mine.

 

Their ‘Field Mulla’ is out of the scene. Now promoted for life, he holds all the powers in their country. But he is now busy in manufacturing the most potent bomb, a hundred times more powerful than an atomic bomb ever exploded on earth.

 

I started scanning the net and researching on the subject. It was really intriguing and mind blowing to learn what these guys were up to. India needs to brace up in all dimensions of warfare and especially those domains which are unthinkable and unimaginable.

 

The war head of that bomb has been extremely well camouflaged. It is totally bald from the front and has a long hairy ‘wig’ at the back. Research showed that these are sensors which seek multiple targets automatically as it moves.

 

The aim of these sensors is to look for potential targets and then it opens its mouth and stuns the one who hears what comes out from there. The targets remain stunned for quite sometime before dropping dead, because the frequency of those waves is of the lowest and an unconceivable octave.

 

More research told me that they have stolen formulas like our Bollywood music people and story writers do.

 

They pick up words, lyrics, dialogues, scenes and even scripts. Pakis have gone a step ahead and got the blueprints of this bomb and are indigenously manufacturing it. Even the Chinese have no inkling of it.

 

Now they are reverse engineering it in their laboratories. In India, Bhatinda is one place where anything and everything can be made. From a safety pin to a rocket, provided you give them a design.

 

They even sent this item to Britain for trials. The implosions which occurred there were such that those guys sent this original piece back to Pakistan. The side effects were beyond redemption. Revolt is a soft word for the reaction to that deadly device.

 

This bomb has two hands which move in rhythm. They can be raised skywards as if the bomb prays to God like a Paki General does on a janaza of terrorists. The movement of the arms pumps the bomb up and prepares it to explode. What contents spill out from the explosion? No one can guess.

 

Where are the start and stop buttons of the bomb? Remember, I talked about those hands. They have made robotic fingers. Every finger has a button in the form of a ring. The red one is for something and the green one is for something else. Even our DRDO may not be able to find out.

 

They may have to send it to Bhatinda for its evaluation. The stop firing button is in the form of beads in its necklace. Even their PM has no say or control on these buttons but the one and only newly appointed FM of Pakistan has.

 

You will be shocked to know that their secret codes are embedded in songs like “Chal Chaiyan, Chaiyan….” and many others. Maybe, our music industry would like to write notes upside down to understand those codes/inscriptions and decipher the secrets behind that destructive weapon.

 

By the way, in my research I also found that we have also been able to shortlist one firm to counter this bomb threat. It has been drawn from the serial Sarabhai Vs Sarabhai. There is a character called “Rosesh”, whose gruff voice and base notes may counter such an offensive, if launched by the Pakis.

 

I am talking of their Bomb called “Chahat Fateh Ali Khan”. Please Pakistan, we will fire Rosesh the moment you even think of sending that “Bumb” less the last B called ‘Bado Badi’ towards this side of the border. Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan turns in his grave every time this guy goes on stage.

 

How many of you have heard him sing? I wonder!!!!!!!!

 

Disclaimer- With due apologies to his fans and followers. Listen to him at your own risk, or be prepared to be destroyed by the Paki top secret Bomb.

 

JAI HIND

©® NOEL ELLIS